Memorial Day is almost here. Are you gearing up for a delightfully relaxing family vacation?
(insert evil laugh)
Amanda sent me these pics of her kids asleep in the most comfortable and hygienic of places, all thanks to family travel.
Likes a firm pillow.
I especially like how this one seems to be praying for the imminent end to this vacation.
Now I lay me down to sleep…
Now I sit me down to wait
I fear I’ll never leave this gate
If this plane more delayed shall be
I pray you all should pity me
Um…over and out.
Nearly the unofficial start of summer travel, folks! Stock up on the juice boxes and the DVDs…
With my good friend Allison at Motherhood WTF preparing to take an epic flight to New Zealand, I found this picture of wee future traveler Adora to be particularly apt.
Adora’s mom, Ruth, tells me this girl was sitting in her Bumbo waiting for a meal, and I’ll be damned if I haven’t had this experience on an overstuffed jet crossing the Atlantic many a time.
Only I never recline my seat all the way, people.
Quick nap before meal service
I think Ruth is going to have to explain to Adora that only huge men with stinky feet recline their seats all the way when meal service is ramping up. How the heck is a person to eat her custard with some guy’s greasy head pushing it into her lap?
In the meantime, I guess we should still take a moment to appreciate Adora’s flexibility. She will no doubt make a superb globetrotter. Once she gets out of this infernal Bumbo.
Keep the skies friendly for Allison, friends. Recline halfway. Over and out.